Studying Seriously

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me.
But I did not respond..
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I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me
again n again
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I shouted Plz Leave me to Study, My exam is near plz
I want to Study , I want to Study
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My Mom Slapped me and said
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Stop Dreaming "Wake up n Study"...haha :D
Gud Mrng……. :)

New Car or New Girl ? ?

If a guy opens the car door for the girlfriend, either the car is new or the girl... ;) :D

Your Capability (Not Joke)

You have no Idea what you're capable of until you try! Wishing you all the very best for your future endeavors!! A Friend, Mohith AGadi

2 pronouns ;)

Height of Good Luck ....! Teacher : Hey u Stand up & Tell me 2 pronouns. .. .. .. .. .. Student : Who ? Me ? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Teacher : Very Good, Sit down :D

A perfect girl : Doesn't bother, . Doesn't shout, . Doesn't flirt with others, . Doesn't lie, . Doesn't cheat, . . . . . . and . . . . . Doesn't exist !!! :P :P

Dad on Son's Facebook Wall

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!

Wife reached late to Home

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

Husband says : "Hi Darling, Your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you said Hello to them.." :-D

Dad and Son

Son : Dad , What do I give my girlfriend as a gift ?

Dad : How does she look ? O.o

Son : She looks sweet,pretty,fun to be with and of course Lovely =D ♥

Dad : Give her my number :p

Doctor, Patient and Worse News

Doctor: I have some bad news and worse news.
Patient: Whats is it doc?
Doctor: The lab test results show that you have only 24 hours to live.
Patient: Oh my God!
Doctor: The worse news is that I was tried telling this to you yesterday but your cell phone was unreachable.

Santa, Banta and Coffee :)

Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.

The Class Photo

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.”

Wife, Husband and Horse :D

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.