Studying Seriously

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me.
But I did not respond..
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I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me
again n again
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I shouted Plz Leave me to Study, My exam is near plz
I want to Study , I want to Study
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My Mom Slapped me and said
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Stop Dreaming "Wake up n Study"...haha :D
Gud Mrng……. :)

New Car or New Girl ? ?

If a guy opens the car door for the girlfriend, either the car is new or the girl... ;) :D

Your Capability (Not Joke)

You have no Idea what you're capable of until you try! Wishing you all the very best for your future endeavors!! A Friend, Mohith AGadi

2 pronouns ;)

Height of Good Luck ....! Teacher : Hey u Stand up & Tell me 2 pronouns. .. .. .. .. .. Student : Who ? Me ? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Teacher : Very Good, Sit down :D

A perfect girl : Doesn't bother, . Doesn't shout, . Doesn't flirt with others, . Doesn't lie, . Doesn't cheat, . . . . . . and . . . . . Doesn't exist !!! :P :P

Dad on Son's Facebook Wall

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!

Wife reached late to Home

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

Husband says : "Hi Darling, Your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you said Hello to them.." :-D